What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 00:32
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
True - how I loved my mum!
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What is something you have to share?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!